July 2011
57 posts
Lick my wounds
Learn my lesson
Move on
I have an extremely unfunny daily calendar in my server room.
It’s called The Argyle Sweater and I’m sure it is supposed to be funny.
But it’s not. It’s at best ‘punny’ or ‘cheeky’ and maybe ‘corny’.
It’s a little disappointing to tear off each day and be presented with another cartoon which doesn’t make me even consider smiling.
AND THAT’S HOW I START EACH MORNING AT THE OFFICE!
Prayer of the Refugee - Rise Against
It is the middle of July.
Today, employees from the drug store next door began unloading Christmas wrapping paper from their storage unit downstairs.
1. Zhaghzhagh (Persian)
The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage.
2. Yuputka (Ulwa)
A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin.
3. Slampadato (Italian)
Addicted to the infra-red glow of tanning salons? This word describes you.
4. Luftmensch (Yiddish)
The Yiddish have scores of words to describe social misfits. This one is for an impractical dreamer with no business sense. Literally, air person.
5. Iktsuarpok (Inuit)
You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet? This is the word for it.
6. Cotisuelto (Caribbean Spanish)
A word that would aptly describe the prevailing fashion trend among American men under 40, it means one who wears the shirt tail outside of his trousers.
7. Pana Po’o (Hawaiian)
“Hmm, now where did I leave those keys?” he said, pana po’oing. It means to scratch your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten.
8. Gumusservi (Turkish)
Meteorologists can be poets in Turkey with words like this at their disposal. It means moonlight shining on water.
9. Vybafnout (Czech)
A word tailor-made for annoying older brothers—it means to jump out and say boo.
10. Mencolek (Indonesian)
You know that old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them? The Indonesians have a word for it.
11. Faamiti (Samoan)
To make a squeaking sound by sucking air past the lips in order to gain the attention of a dog or child.
12. Glas wen (Welsh)
A smile that is insincere or mocking. Literally, a blue smile.
13. Bakku-shan (Japanese)
The experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.
14. Boketto (Japanese)
It’s nice to know that the Japanese think enough of the act of gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking to give it a name.
15. Kummerspeck (German)
Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.
via an interview with Lisa Kudrow on Slate.com
like I said…weird
Sparrow’s research reveals that we forget things we are confident we can find on the Internet. We are more likely to remember things we think are not available online. And we are better able to remember where to find something on the Internet than we are at remembering the information itself.
I believe it. The number of times I dismiss the recollection of a piece of information with “eh, we can find that [via Google later]” when I’m away from a computer (or am too lazy to search on my phone) is embarrassing.
I think the future of knowledge is less about the recollection or discovery of facts but, rather, the perfection of the techniques that lead to those facts. In a world where everything is available to us within seconds, the trick to being smart is to know how to learn — which includes a strong ability to quickly discern which information is important and which can safely be ignored, among other traits.
(I’m going to post a cute animal later, don’t worry!)
I hate to use this as an excuse, but I blame Facebook for the reason why I don’t know any of my friends birthdays anymore.
Just saw an advertisement for the iPad 2 and one of the ways they showed off the features was by saying “Now we can watch a newspaper”, with the iPad showing a “newspaper front page” announcing the Space Shuttle launching to begin a 16-day mission. With a simple finger touch, the picture of the shuttle becomes a video of it soaring into the sky.
And it strikes me that we’ll never see that again.