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As it happens, there was one creature on Earth who had figured out the solution to all the environmental problems we’d ever face. She was a small dinosaur (Fruitadens haagarorum) named Meredith who turned into fossil fuel several million years ago after a long life of hunting, gathering, and pooping.
I mention this now because, ironically, the oil her carbon-rich carcass helped produce was just used by a Gulfstream G500 business jet transporting BP executives across the Southeast United States.