December 2009
36 posts
Hate It Here
Wilco
Wilco - Hate It Here
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“New Year’s makes everyone so damn crazy, because they’re either trying to run through the city to spend a countdown with the person they love the most out of all the other suckers or they’re trying to find someone to fit that description.”
—The Coast - December 23-December 29
“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.”
—Hunter Stockton Thompson (via rulesformyunbornson)
“Look in the mirror and be honest about what you see. Everyone has faults, but not everyone has the ability to recognize them.”
—Today’s Horoscope - Gemini
“23. Avoid any girl you meet in the bar where you and your friends are watching a game. She thinks she’s figured out guys. She hasn’t. She’ll fuck everything up all the while thinking she’s very clever about men.”
—Your Annual Guide to Holiday Romance
“Harris, 32, said he doesn’t know how he managed to lift the Mercury sedan off the child. The 5-foot-7, 185-pound Harris said he tried later that day to lift other cars and couldn’t.”
—Kansas dad somehow lifts car off 6-year-old girl
Is it just me or did today go by extremely quickly?
(that’s right…a solstice joke)
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“Do you think there’s any mystical significance in the fact that the word “stressed” is “desserts” spelled backwards?”
—Coast Horoscope
“Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.”
—Ernest Hemingway (via rulesformyunbornson)
“His first order of business, after he and the staff had established the basic lineaments of the story, was naming the dwarfs. The initial lists included Scrappy, Cranky, Dirty, Awful, Blabby, Silly, Daffy, Flabby, Jaunty, Biggo Ego, Chesty, Jumpy, Baldy, Hickey (“always hiccoughing at wrong moment”), Gabby, Shorty, Nifty, Wheezy, Sniffy, Burpy, Lazy, Puffy, Dizzy, Stuffy, and Tubby, along with Grumpy, Happy, Doc, Bashful and Dopey, which would eventually make the final cut, though not without considerably more scrutiny.”
—Walt Disney, The Triumph of The American Imagination, Neal Gabler
“Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don’t take advice from women about women.”
—Clark Devlin, The Tuxedo
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