January 2012
33 posts
“It seems the department still considers the potato a second-class vegetable.”
– A spokesman for the National Potato Council, irked that — despite a failed USDA attempt to limit potato use in new school lunch guidelines — potatoes are still passed over in favor of greener, leafier vegetables. (via bencrair)
This is a Potato Appreciation Post.
(via buzzfeed)
Things to worry about, to not worry about and to... →
Last night, I had a dream that I was a teacher.
It kind of made sense.
Operation Acoustic Kitty →
Very cool graphic about how they might salvage the... →
Today was Betty White’s 90th birthday, Muhammad Ali’s 70th birthday and Jim Carrey’s 50th birthday.
Sloan - Follow The Leader
“A woman in Canada refused medical treatment after being shot in the eye during...”
– Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live
Source
Screenwriting Tip #859
screenwritingtips:
Don’t spend a lot of time looking back. Learn what you need to learn from past mistakes, then move on.
December 2011
46 posts
2011 in sports quotes →
Kim Kardashian’s marriage: 72 days
Sinead O’Connor’s marriage: 12 days
But it is homosexuals that would ruin the sanctity of marriage?
“hopefully you’re still running to help clear some of that stuff out”
– a friend (via forbesy)
“I never viewed money as being “my money” I always saw it as “The money.” It’s a...”
– Louis C.K. on splitting four ways the $1 million proceeds from the online sale of his Beacon Theater show: Paying for production costs, rewarding his staff with bonuses, keeping $220,000 for himself and his fam and giving the remaining $280,000 to nonprofits (including the awesome charity: water).
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“The cockpit’s avionics are now all functioning normally. The flight crew...”
– What Really Happened Aboard Air France Flight 447 - Popular Mechanics
chilling read
Given that I own a trumpet and only really know how to play Christmas songs on it, I need to take advantage of the short window of the holidays next year and start busking on the street for money.
I’ve got to question the sensibilities of the half dozen people who seem to always be lining up and waiting for Lululemon to open each morning. I mean, I understand the whole “beat the shopping rush”, but it’s not like the store is filled to capacity when it opens at 10.