Sep 3

Aug 28

  • How you doing?
  • I'm doing good.
  • No you're doing well, Superman does good.

Aug 13
“When I sit down in solitude to the labours of my profession, the only questions I ask myself are, What is right? What is just? What is for the common good?” Joseph Howe

Aug 12

(Source: nedhepburn)




Aug 11

"You don’t know, you don’t goddamn know what it’s going to be.

Maybe one day, Ron wakes up *thunk* *pssshhhht* ‘I thought it was the alarm clock.’ Noooo baby.

Or maybe, maybe it’s going to be alright and maybe it will be a wonderful world just like the Epcot Centre says! Maybe one day, ‘We’ll travel at the speed of light, they’ll have to lose our luggage beforehand.’

You don’t know, you seriously don’t know. There are times when my son looks at me, gives me that look in the eyes like ‘Well, what’s it going to be?’

Hey Zach..uh..hey, it’s um…I don’t know.

But maybe along the way, you take my hand, tell a few jokes and have some fun.

Hey, how do you get to the Met?

Money!

C’mon pal, you’re not afraid, are ya?

Nah, Fuck it!”


(Source: nickmiller)


funnyordie:

The world has lost a tremendously funny and talented human. Today is a sad day. RIP Robin Williams.

funnyordie:

The world has lost a tremendously funny and talented human. Today is a sad day. RIP Robin Williams.


Aug 7

*reads*
“More plot holes than a bachelor’s socks.”
*looks down*
Hmm, so the story should be solid then.


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