Oct 19
“Nobody was asking Microsoft to do this. They could have been like Apple.” Internet Sheriff

Oct 18

The worst part about losing your glasses in a mosh pit is that you can’t see the person who hands them back to you clearly. Makes it hard to thank them.


“So I said, “Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that!”” Homer

Oct 17

A bottle and a bundle of nerves



Oct 16

Oct 9

remember that time we watched the stars fall?


good for my soul


Oct 7

Sep 3

Aug 28

  • How you doing?
  • I'm doing good.
  • No you're doing well, Superman does good.

Aug 13
“When I sit down in solitude to the labours of my profession, the only questions I ask myself are, What is right? What is just? What is for the common good?” Joseph Howe

Aug 12

(Source: nedhepburn)